Potentiality knocks on the door of my heart.

little-lionman:

weierd:

gemeaux:

queercakes:

chic-chibi-chica:

wethinktherefore:

didyoudance:

homemadedarkmark | devonwood:

MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NONE if you say no, because I respect your boundaries.

‘CAUSE I’M LONG, AND STRONG
AND I’M DOWN TO GET THE FRICTION ON as long as it’s okay with you. otherwise I’m good with a movie and some tea.

SO LADIES, LADIES, IF YOU WANNA ROLL IN MY MERCEDES please let me know ahead of time so that I can plan accordingly

BABY GOT self-respect

OOH BABY I WANNA GET WIT YA, AND TAKE YO PICTURE because you really have lovely eyes

EVEN WHITE BOYS GOT TO SHOUT I love spending time with you.

I’M TIRED OF MAGAZINES SAYIN FLAT BUTTS ARE THE THING because I don’t appreciate mainstream media dictating standards of beauty and desire

SHAKE IT, SHAKE IT, SHAKE THAT HEALTHY BUTT unless you’d rather just shake hands and say goodnight.

I love this.

(via lindshae)

paulsofine69:

IS THIS REAL IM S O B B I N G 

OMG I LAUGHED SO HARD I STARTED CLAPPING

BRAVO, BRAVO

-hewastheirfriend:

malfoyisourking:

luciferswhiteloafers:

queeeriosity:

I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED

LOL SOMEBODY SHIPS JESUS/JUDAS

JESUS GOES TO HOGWARTS

Jesus goes to Hogwarts. 

JESUS GOES TO HOGWARTS OH MY GOD

JESUS AND JUDAS IN THE GARDEN

WHAT EVEN

(via conanftw)